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Every wobble, scandal, U-turn and meltdown happening across the United Kingdom — scribbled in real time.

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Fig. 1 — National stability index, ongoing

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State of the Kingdom

A scribbled scoreboard of how Britain is actually doing. Sources cited. Updated periodically.

0 — Catastrophic50 — Wobbly100 — Excellent
SentimentCatastrophic

Country heading right direction

24%24/100

Only ~24% of Britons think the country is on the right track. ~76% say wrong direction.

Source: Ipsos Political Monitor
ImmigrationCatastrophic

Net migration control

728k / yr15/100

Net migration of 728k (yr to Jun 2024). Down from 906k peak but ~3× pre-Brexit norms.

Source: ONS
ImmigrationCatastrophic

Border integrity (small boats)

36,816 YTD10/100

Channel crossings tracking a record year. Score reflects enforcement effectiveness.

Source: Home Office
CrimeBad

Knife crime safety

54,587 / yr25/100

Knife-enabled offences in England & Wales up ~4% YoY, near record highs.

Source: ONS Crime Survey
CrimeCatastrophic

Police charge rate

5.7%6/100

Only 5.7% of reported crimes result in a charge. ~94% go uncharged.

Source: Home Office
NHSCatastrophic

NHS waiting list health

7.54m18/100

7.54m treatments pending in England. Score inverted vs near-record backlog.

Source: NHS England
NHSWobbly

A&E 4-hour standard

73%73/100

73% seen within 4 hours vs 95% target. Below target but the literal hit-rate.

Source: NHS England
EconomyHolding up

Inflation control (CPI 2.3%)

2.3%78/100

CPI back near the 2% Bank of England target. Down from 11.1% peak.

Source: ONS
Public financesCatastrophic

Debt sustainability

98.5% of GDP20/100

Public sector net debt near 98.5% of GDP — highest sustained level since the 1960s.

Source: ONS

Figures drawn from official UK statistics and reputable polling. Numbers wobble — click through for the live source.

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About this dispatch

Unstable Kingdom is a live, hand-scribbled aggregator of the bad, weird and chaotic news coming out of the United Kingdom. We pull straight from the wires of the BBC, the Guardian, Sky News, the Independent and Reuters every minute, then pin them to the corkboard so you can panic in real time.

No algorithm. No spin. Just the raw firehose of British misadventure.